We just love going down to the Philippines. Shit is so cheap you wouldn't believe what you can get for a US dollar. We found this spicy number and decided to go big time. Once we got done juicing all over her, we gave her 4 bucks!

We were told that there were many secrets to the Orient and we just figured one out, CHEAP PUSSY! We saw this little thing sitting around our hotel lobby and offered her a few bucks to come upstairs and have some fun.

Our guy got really fucked up off some crazy local drug the night before this shoot, so sorry if he seems a little out of it. There's no quicker hangover cure though than finding the dumbest asian whore on the street and paying her $4 to do whatever the hell you want with her. So, thats just what we did!

Seeing as things were going so well down here in this Asian adventure, we decided to let our driver get a hand, or should we say cock, into the action! He found himself a real hot number and got that special "room service".